It would have made more sense off the cuff
Drivel Protocol enacted

Speech - that most nerve-wracking of roles for the Best Man - there was not a natural time to deliver it, thus I escaped!

In a way I was a little put out that this was the case. I'd even prepared a few notes to help me deliver it. Admittedly the plan was for this to a brief (ca two and a half minutes) sincere message from the heart as I don't subscribe to the ridiculing a man on his wedding day. I am preparing a fuller BMS for the bigger wedding celebrationary do during next summer - to be entitled "What I've learnt from film and tv about love". Bugger I've research to do - all thoughts and example on a stamped addressed envelope (or email), they are all welcome.

Anyway let me share my notes, they may help you get the gist of what would have been said:

• Quickie - promo for real (it is Vegas)
• Made it on time
• Passion
• Angry sleep
• Have many happy, creative and caffeinated kids