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Contaminated Brain Juice
Verbal frothings of Woof's cerebrum
Created on 2005-06-02 15:48:02 (#7308459), last updated 2007-07-04
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| Name: | Woof |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-22 |
| Location: | Bath, Somerset, United Kingdom |
| Website: | Woof's House of Spank |
Born in the future, Woof travelled back through time to pull together a crack team of ex-students to fill the world with happiness and filthy windows. Able to defecate 3 dvds in a single sitting, this pimp will take the world by sloth and prove that living in a dressing gown for over 3 years is good for your health.
A zealot of the "it's just a flesh wound" philosophy for life, he has experimented more on his body than the usual mad driven, and on the brink of a new discovery yet who's funding has been withdrawn, scientist. Using this experience He hopes to teach in all primary schools the benefits of eating meat whilst snorkelling in vanilla ice cream.
Please do feel free to email me (lordwoof@gmail.com) with any thoughts, comments, ideas, and any feedback about the blog that you wish.
A zealot of the "it's just a flesh wound" philosophy for life, he has experimented more on his body than the usual mad driven, and on the brink of a new discovery yet who's funding has been withdrawn, scientist. Using this experience He hopes to teach in all primary schools the benefits of eating meat whilst snorkelling in vanilla ice cream.
Please do feel free to email me (lordwoof@gmail.com) with any thoughts, comments, ideas, and any feedback about the blog that you wish.
Interests (37):
50's b-movies, alfred hitchcock, alister maclean, baseketball, baz luhrmann, catbus, david mamet, due south, dvds, frank herbert, hayao miyazaki, horatio hornblower, james cameron, john carpenter, julian may, kevin smith, luc besson, michael bay, mountain dew, network games, nintendo, orgazmo, powers, preacher, raymond e feist, richard sharpe, robert heinlein, robert jordan, ron howard, root beer, sci-fi, simon r green, terry goodkind, totoro, transmetropolitan, ultimate spiderman, y-the last man
Schools:
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom (1900 - 1907)Kellett School - Hong Kong Island, Hong Kong, China (1978 - 1982)
St Mary's Hall - Hurst Green, England - Lancashire, United Kingdom (1982 - 1985)
Stonyhurst College - Hurst Green, England - Lancashire, United Kingdom (1985 - 1991)
Keele University - Stoke-on-Trent, England - Staffordshire, United Kingdom (1991 - 1992)
University of Bath - Bath, England - Somerset, United Kingdom (1992 - 1993)
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