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Contaminated Brain Juice

Verbal frothings of Woof's cerebrum

Created on 2005-06-02 15:48:02 (#7308459), last updated 2007-07-04

171 comments received, 94 comments posted

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Name:Woof
Birthdate:01-22
Location:Bath, Somerset, United Kingdom
Website:Woof's House of Spank
Bio
Born in the future, Woof travelled back through time to pull together a crack team of ex-students to fill the world with happiness and filthy windows. Able to defecate 3 dvds in a single sitting, this pimp will take the world by sloth and prove that living in a dressing gown for over 3 years is good for your health.

A zealot of the "it's just a flesh wound" philosophy for life, he has experimented more on his body than the usual mad driven, and on the brink of a new discovery yet who's funding has been withdrawn, scientist. Using this experience He hopes to teach in all primary schools the benefits of eating meat whilst snorkelling in vanilla ice cream.

Please do feel free to email me (lordwoof@gmail.com) with any thoughts, comments, ideas, and any feedback about the blog that you wish.
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LJ Talklordwoof@livejournal.com
AIMlordwib@mac.comAIM status
Jabberlordwoof@gmail.com

Schools:

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom (1900 - 1907)
Kellett School - Hong Kong Island, Hong Kong, China (1978 - 1982)
St Mary's Hall - Hurst Green, England - Lancashire, United Kingdom (1982 - 1985)
Stonyhurst College - Hurst Green, England - Lancashire, United Kingdom (1985 - 1991)
Keele University - Stoke-on-Trent, England - Staffordshire, United Kingdom (1991 - 1992)
University of Bath - Bath, England - Somerset, United Kingdom (1992 - 1993)
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